- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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