- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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