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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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