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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Women's professional sports

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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