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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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