- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

hers a joke... japanese people

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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