How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Racial Equality

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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