- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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