What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What is 9+10? 19

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

The Big Band Theory

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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