- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I went to school. Then I came home.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Double-whammy

No soup for you!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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