- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

knock knock i have diarrhea

A fat guy!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Gordon Brown smiles.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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