whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Turkeys are obese

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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