- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Homosexualism is so gay man

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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