In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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