what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Cripples are lame.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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