How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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