- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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