What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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