What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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