Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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