- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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