- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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