How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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