- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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