A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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j.p. is dumb

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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