What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

can you pass the soap?

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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