- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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