Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

The Big Band Theory

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What is 9+10? 19

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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