What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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FUCK THE JEWS

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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