What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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lets bomb africa

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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