What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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David Cameron

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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