My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What's big and purple? Barney

A sober Irish individual.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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