- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

So these two girls have a cup .

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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