- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

the lemon was sweet.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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