Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

The holocaust

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Actually it was me Josh brown

My dog barks when someones at the door.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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