- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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