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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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