- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Do the roar!

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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