You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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