- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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