- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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