Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

your face

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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