What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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A storm be brewin!

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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