A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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