- Anti Joke

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent