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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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