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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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