- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

I love you

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

silver bullet?

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

lol

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??