- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Yanter, Look it up

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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