Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Emily Walker.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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