Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

The Colts this year.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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