- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Your girlfriend.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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