What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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