What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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