How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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#Getweird

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Male leadership.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Women's rights.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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