- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Happy Monday!

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Tucker Rivera

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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