- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Guess what? You guessed it.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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