- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.