- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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