roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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