- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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