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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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