- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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