Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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my mind's eye?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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