- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A man walked into a bar owch

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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