- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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