- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

America

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Happy Monday!

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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