- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

knock knock i have diarrhea

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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