- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Penis

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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