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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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