A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Women's Rights

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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