- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Who invented apple? God

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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