What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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I'm so punny.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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