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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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