what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Alchohol.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Guess what What

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Anti Joke

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