Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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