What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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the NAACP

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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