- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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