- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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