- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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