- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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