- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Cripples are lame.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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