How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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