Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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