Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +2

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

thumb_up thumb_down +2

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

no

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down +2

1+1=2

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops