- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

penis. nuff said.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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