- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

field day?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Yo Momma is not fat.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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