- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

I enjoy Popcorn

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Japan

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??