- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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