- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's long and black The unemployment line

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