A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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