- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

* anti-punchline

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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