How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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