- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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