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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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