- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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