- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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