- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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