- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

I will create more jobs for americans

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

George W. Bush

Coldpaly is a good band

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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