- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

mikey is cute

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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