- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

what's worse then a blowjob?

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