Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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