What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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