- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Caramel Boing.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Once, I went to Peru.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Two baby seals walk into a club.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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