- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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