What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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