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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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