Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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