- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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