- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

This is an anti- joke

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??