Q- Why? A- Why not?

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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