- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

knock knock who's there ?

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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