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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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