- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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