- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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