Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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