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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

j.p. is dumb

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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