Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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