- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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