- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

AND

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??