- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A man penetrates another man.

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