The Oakland Raiders

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Women's rights

black people

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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