- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Obama = ebola

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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