- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Communism hehe xd

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