- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

There was an american man on the way to work.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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