- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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