- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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