Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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