Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Okay.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Women's Rights

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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