Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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