How did the black person die? Of old age

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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