My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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