- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

You idiot thats 9 letters

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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