- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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