Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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