Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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