- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Worms don't like apples.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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