What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Alchohol.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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