- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

antonis sister is mighty fine

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

I'm Polish.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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