- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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