a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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