- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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