If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Justin's life

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Wanna hear a joke? no

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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