Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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