What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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