Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Women's rights

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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