- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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