- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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