What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Your Mom The End.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Knock Knock? Come in.

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hi

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What is white and long? A New York winter

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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